Application: Angel's Anarchy Association Inc.Name: M. J. Kinney
Address: St Mary Seminary, TX
Age: 23
Height: 6’ 2”
Bowling shoe size: 11½ preferred, but I can handle a 12
Employment history
· Current EmploymentI am currently under scrutiny and training for middle management in a powerful and influential global corporation based out of a small independent country near Rome. We swear allegiance to “Il Papa.”
· Last EmployerDominoes Pizza, “delivery boy”
Educational History
· Dropped out of government sponsored schools by 1st grade. Joined the mainline school system again to start a Master’s Degree.
· Ave Maria University 2005, B.A. Philosophy and Golf Resorts Management
Additional qualifications
· Play several musical instruments and sing better than Frank Sinatra.
· Star Member of Ave Maria’s “Metaphysics and Fiction Sophistry Society”, 2002-03.
· Can quote The Princess Bride from memory, including using voices.
· Master tactician in Warcraft, Age of Empires, Command and Conquest, Solitaire and Freecell.
· My home-made pizza is a big hit
Additional questions
Why do you want to be a member of a secret, underground agency bent on destruction?
Being part of an anonymous society of anarchists gives purpose and a sense of belonging to my life.
Do you have any previous experience in this line of work?
Luke J.J. Altman and myself had planned world conquest several years ago, using the “Top 100 Things I would do if I ever became an Evil Overlord” as our charter document. I was to be his Grim Lieutenant. The sight of our distinctive wide-brimmed hats would strike terror wherever we went: an icon of fear impressed upon the soul of an age. Ah, it was glorious! Except those stupid girls kept stealing Luke’s hat; and then Theresa stole his heart too. Well, that was the end of that.
Another more successful endeavor included forming a Folk music band featuring an Accordion serenader and a Ukulele/Banjo duet. The havoc was quite impressive—till a Liturgist found us and asked if we wanted to work at her parish. We knew we had met our match.
Are you willing to offer incense before my Beatles poster?
Oh come on Angel—is this really a question?
How did you first here of this opportunity? (choose one of the following)
Self-Destructing message
Anonymous phone call
Mystical Vision
Singing Rodent
TV ad
Our website www.angelieroth.blogspot.com
1 comment:
So, was that a yes to burning incense. By the way I think it was a poster of Led Zeppelin - although the Beatles are fine.
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